If homosexuality is a disease,
let's all call in queer to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still
queer."
~ Robin Tyler
I'd rather be black
than gay because when you're black you don't have to tell your
mother.
~ Charles Pierce
"You could move".'
"Dear Abby," In response to a reader who complained that a gay
couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he
could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.
~ Abigail Van Buren
Why can't they
have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just
afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, "Who'd you call a
faggot?"
~ Jon Stewart
My lesbianism is an act
of Christian charity. All those women out there praying for a man,
and I'm giving them my share.
~ Rita Mae Brown
Soldiers who are not
afraid of guns, bombs, capture, torture or death say they are afraid
of homosexuals. Clearly we should not be used as soldiers; we should
be used as weapons.
~ Letter to the Editor, The Advocate
You don't have to be
straight to be in the military; you just have to be able to shoot
straight.
~ Barry Goldwater
Why is it that, as a
culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than
holding hands?
~ Ernest Gaines
My own belief is that
there is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast,
would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror.
~ W.Somerset Maugham
Drag is when a man
wears everything a lesbian won't.
~ Author Unknown
If male homosexuals are
called "gay," then female homosexuals should be called "ecstatic."
~ Shelly Roberts
My mother took me to a
psychiatrist when I was fifteen because she thought I was a latent
homosexual. There was nothing latent about it.
~ Amanda Bearse
It always seemed to me
a bit pointless to disapprove of homosexuality. It's like
disapproving of rain.
~ Francis Maude
The only queer people
are those who don't love anybody.
~ Rita Mae Brown
The Bible contains six
admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals.
That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just
that they need more supervision.
~ Lynn Lavner
